Bloodstone #41 | The Blightmother | Wachovia

[00:00:00] You're listening to a Saturday Night Gaming’s Podcast, Bloodstone, run by the Game Master, Scott Hibbard. Hope you enjoy. The clearing is still trembling from the battle. The Grove Warden lies collapsed in a heap of moss-covered bark and splintered roots.

[00:00:30] We did that, right? Its eyes glowing dim. Yes. We're responsible for taking a letter. Lots of them. Oh, it's true. The Rotbound have dissolved into piles of bones, shadow, and blackened vines, their corruptive aura fading like smoke in the wind. Their corrupted bramble wall that once blocked the path shudders, then weathers, then parts. A narrow passage opens leading deeper into the Blightwood. The forest exhales, and the party steps forward.

[00:00:59] The trees thin, the fog lifts, and the world opens into a vast clearing dominated by a single impossible shape. It's the Blight Oak. A towering, pitch-bleeding monolith of twisted roots and blackened bark. Its branches stretch upward like pleading arms. Its roots coil like serpents around the bones of an ancient shrine. The air hums with power that's old, hungry, and aware. And gathered beneath its shadow are the most dangerous beings in all of Wachovia.

[00:01:59] Oh yeah, its good to be home. At the Blight Oak, you see Dracula, Victor, and what's left of their army. You see the Bellark, the twins, the chain to Revenant, and what's left of his army. Both of them have been dwindled down quite a lot.

[00:02:25] I stand up taller and look as strong as I can, so that they know that I didn't take any hits. Incidentally, I'm still a massive behemoth. Yes. Otherwise, no big battle run. So, everyone stands ready. All of them know what is at stake. Dracula steps forward first, his expression unreadable.

[00:02:52] The Bellark follows next, with his jaw clenched and eyes flickering resentment, but also necessity. Between them, they both hold the two pieces of the bloodstone. Yeah. The question is, who will go first? I will drop out of rhino form in between. Dan, hold up. Hold up. Oh. Did y'all have a different plant? Then the plan? We didn't even start a plan, yeah. Dan, just hold up.

[00:03:23] Okay, my plan is to drop out of rhino form in between the two of them, and go, oh, thank you, and grab both, and walk over towards the tree. If I do it quickly and calmly enough, they won't even realize what I've done until I'm already halfway to the tree. What's your slight of hand like? Well, you are the one who said that you would put it together. Yeah. I thought that was the plan. Yeah. I thought we had a plan, though. See?

[00:03:52] The plan was that you were going to take it from them and put it together. Yeah. I just figured I'll do it before they start arguing. I think that planning for Mike to do some crazy shit is pretty much all we've done. So let's just do it. Well, are you going to try and, like, just, like, casually take it or what? Like, or are you... Well, first of all, he's a mega rhinoceros battle steed right now.

[00:04:24] So... Are we on him? Is he our steed? No, I don't think we were riding him that time. Oh. I don't think we mentioned y'all riding me. So we're walking? Four of you could have, though. And we didn't. At no point did we ride him. There would have been far more jokes about it. We've ridden him before. I love riding. I know that. We rode him inside that mansion when he started flirting with the suit of armor. And whenever I was a dragon.

[00:04:53] His mother was a vampiric mutant. Right. What are we doing? Yes. He's doing it right now. I'm rolling to see if I can charismatically pull the... I was about to say, uh, how are you approaching this? You're a rhino. How charismatic could you possibly be? I'm planning to drop out of the form as I grab the things. He's gonna start walking and do like an animorph thing? Yeah. As he just starts shifting back?

[00:05:23] Turn into an animorph. Another kind of color. Turn into an andelite. Those were the most awesome covers for, like, you... books ever. And more of the sound. Yeah. The new ones are not as good. No. Alright. Okay. So... I'm rolling my presents, I guess? Mm-hmm. To convince them to hand over pieces to you? I have to drop out a piece before I look at the tree. Yeah. If I understand it right? Yeah?

[00:05:53] That is the plan right now. I'm planning to basically just... Oh, thank you! As I'm walking past them. And make sure that your... The voice is the last thing that shifts back. Yeah. So it's more like... Oh, thank you! I don't know if that's gonna help. Just like whenever I tried out for Quarmer. Uh, alright. Would you like to do anything like... Oh, you don't have hope. I don't have hope. You don't have hope.

[00:06:22] Maybe we'll have to this roll. Who does? Yeah! How did that go? Uh... 19... And... The clear one I think I've been using as hope. That's what this year. Yeah. So... Yeah. 19 with hope. 19 with hope.

[00:07:00] You stepped forward, Mike. You stopped being the rhino and became that. That is my base form. I know. The rhino will probably be more appropriate. Yeah, but I can actually grab things with the tendrils. The tendrils, yes. Yeah, pretty much as you just walk, you just kind of reach out, grab the pieces. Oh, thank you! Yeah. And then I wrap it in slime so that it doesn't come apart. It's like super glue.

[00:07:29] You use slime as glue. Oh my gosh. Don't ever repair anything, Mike. Oh, the moment the two halves touch your hands, the air ignites. A surge of crimson energy erupts outward, and a shockwave that rattles the trees splits the earth, sends a pulse of power spiraling into the sky. So they just let you have it? No.

[00:07:58] He took it. They were busy looking at each other and saying, You're not going to get this. You're not getting this. And then I went, Oh, thanks. Yeah. He just claimed it said, I'll take care of that. So now they are joined together. Yeah. Well, the two pieces are. They're me. I am the condiment. Mm-hmm. So you do the X. Oh, because you're the condiment. You've got the amulet inside of you. It's just floating in me.

[00:08:28] That's why it's glowing red now. The bloodstone is whole once again, and something ancient feels it. It's me. I'm something ancient. You hear the blight oak as it groans. Whoa. Pitch bleeds from its bark as the roots twist violently and branches snap and reform.

[00:08:55] A voice, soft, sorrowful and venomous, whispers through the clearing, At last, I found you. Come home, Mom. The roots at the base of the tree tear open and a shape rises from the earth. A twisted, corrupted body of root and bramble shaped like a woman but wrong in every way. Limbs too long, fingers like thorns, and a face carved from bark and shadow. Oh, I like them.

[00:09:24] Victoria Bellissan, the Blight Mother. Her spirit trapped for centuries, now given a monstrous vessel. She turns her hollow glowing eyes towards the bloodstone. My amulet, my power, my freedom. Dracula stiffens, Victor's breath catches. The bell art steps back in awe, and Mike holds the amulet even tighter. Everyone's in awe. I love it. And this is what she looks like.

[00:09:56] Just good work. How are we all? You're welcome. I love everything's here. Is that why he stiffened? Let me see. Another foot. That makes Dracula stiffen. She looks nice. That makes Dracula stiffen. She looks like a six, maybe a seven. Butterface? I'm not really sure what part of the tree. No, we're going to roll 34 down. What? Because I don't let roll 34 down all of that.

[00:10:25] Yeah, no, I don't do that. I'm pretty sure Dracula. That's probably already happened. The Blight Mother's voice deepens, layered with centuries of rage. With the Bloodstone, I will spread the Blight across all Wachovia, every forest, every village, every soul, every world. And as she laughs, a sound like cracking wood and breaking bones fills the air. You cannot free me. I am the Blight.

[00:10:55] She raises her arms and the ground splits. From the soil, the fog and the roots in the graves, they rise. Vampires twisted by the Blight. Werewolves with glowing red veins. Humans warped into rock-fused horrors. Undead with bramble-pierced bones. Creatures that died in the Blightwood decades ago now reborn as the Blightborn.

[00:11:19] An army, her army, they howl in unison, a sound that shapes the clearing. I'm going to send these lovely images for you. But wait, there's more.

[00:11:51] Millions three on crack. Tassuda. All I can think of with that is any of the money. When y'all are drunk, I'm in charge. Hey, they have tendrils too. They're full of the same stuff as you.

[00:12:20] You've met all your brothers and sisters. Yay. She's pretty. She's got a mouth on her knee. If she knees with the nuts, that's a sexual move. She has a mouth on her belly. But I've seen that in Trumaville movie before. There you go. I do not consent. These are the children of the Blight. All right. She's got a heart for everything. Can I call her Emmy? You can call her Mommy.

[00:12:49] She can't treat you. She is. Smoke and everything. I'm on my mom. It's like Shiva. With more arms. So, that countdown. Did you hang out on before? Yeah. It happened? Well, yes. What that countdown represented was how many of these you're facing. Somewhat. How many D6s of them you're facing. D6s are my player.

[00:13:17] So, basically, it represented each time that countdown went up, represented every time someone from your coalition fell to die. And then... And then joined her. Joined her. And this is what the results of that is. Yeah. The end total of that countdown was 13. I think... Oh, we're about to crack open the cold one here. Oh, yeah. They don't look all that cold.

[00:13:50] You meant to drink. And then, let me go ahead... No, it's time to crack open the... Which one of them is called Slim Jim? We'll snap him to you. You say you're gonna snap him to you. I said we need to crack open an old one. Look, Travian wasn't here, so nobody got it. Oh, I didn't hear you. Oh, I totally got that one. I didn't hear you. That's great, man.

[00:14:21] Maybe I'll have a synth to write me down. That's for you, Travian. You're my boy, Blue. In the words of the Adidas, so... That's right.

[00:14:52] Oh, you had a tattoo? When did you get that? Oh, yeah. Last month. Yeah. It's real? Yeah, last month. I guess I asked it. It's real, John. More dream. He just redraws it. Oh, it's a phoenix. Yeah. Okay. I just redraw it over. I just redraw it every morning.

[00:15:22] But I'm not... Seriously? Yeah, that's okay. I guess I could. If it was like tribal, I could do a tribal tattoo. That's because Rachel doesn't like the concept of something so permanent. Yeah, she couldn't do a tattoo. She wouldn't like to be stuck with anything. Well, it took me quite a while to actually decide what I wanted. Yeah, it's taken me like almost 50 years. You're getting there. Maybe you will. All right. So, yeah, here we go.

[00:15:53] This is what it looks like. Let me go ahead and put... Before you place yourselves, let me go ahead and put everybody else down. Then you can place yourselves accordingly. We have our people. We are our people. We are our people. No, you've got to stay on the team. We are VR. I have to. We are VR. We are VR. This is silliest looking arm though.

[00:16:22] The two sidekicks looked okay. Me? Me? What is going on? I think a color. Be a good color. I like Super Samurai. I keep switching. I keep switching. Between green, blue and red. Yeah, you're crazy. But he had like half a body. Like half red and half blue. I don't care. Eventually I'll probably decide to do that too. Yeah, the Super Samurai and Cybertroopers.

[00:16:49] While I'm trying to put the amulet with the staff. Where do we need to stick the staff? Right now they're both inside. I thought we had the amulet and the amulet piece. The stone amulet. But we need to stick the staff in there. Into the tree. Oh, I thought we were seeing anything. You said you could be working. We're making it a light. Why did you do it so aggressively then if you thought it was going to be an end? I thought that was... Because I'm slimy. Kind of hot in these rhinos. Yeah, it's kind of hot in these rhinos. Yeah.

[00:17:19] He's on a lion. That's an ace ventura. Now I look like this. But I'm actually green. But I'm glowing red. What are you going to do with all that? Unimaginable power. Living space. We just watched the live action one of that. It's really good. Well, I almost thought all the way through one. It's really good. Okay. So my plan. I'm going to go spirit form.

[00:17:49] I'm going to go ahead and do the ritual. While we all do all the fighting with the brick-teen ghosts. Pretty sure we can chain rush this. There's no way anybody here does magic damage. Oh, wow. That actually did work. Holy cow. Okay. There's no way anybody here does magic damage. This is all I want. So we should go. Scutch down. Yeah.

[00:18:20] Magic damage would suck. So actually, I'm happy to say that that ruler is exactly accurate. Hey. Point. So you guys can feel free to utilize that. I'm going to place these guys now. So the cool thing is on my end, I can see the digital. You want to. I don't need the ruler to see. I can just put it in. So anyways. Let me finish putting these guys out here. Then y'all can do your own thing.

[00:18:47] Dracula and the Bellarchs force is going to help us with the 13 ghosts. I mean, things. Things. Oh, they're not in a map. They're handling their minds. This is not. 13 beasts. 13 horrors? Let's go with 13 horrors. That's not a movie already. 13 horrors. Where is this? Oh, horrors. Yeah. That's it. The other one might be a movie. I'm pretty sure it's a movie. Now I have to find out. Ronnie, can you find out? What's that?

[00:19:17] We didn't even find out. 13 horrors. 13 what? I was trying to figure out who we were going to be fighting. And I said 13 ghosts and then demons. And I kept hitting things that are movies. So finally I was like, 13 horrors. And he was like. Okay. I thought you said that. I was like, it's you. Did my ears just work?

[00:19:48] What is that? 13 horrors. 13 horrors. He's like, yeah. Okay. He actually is checking. Amazon. God damn horrors. We are the lucky 13. Yeah. Have safe search. What?

[00:20:16] Have safe search. What the hell? Okay. The lady that was stuffed inside the tree by Dracula became like a weird poison ivy demon tree thing. She's the blight mother. And then she created a whole bunch of people with parts from different animals. It's wrong.

[00:20:46] It's wrong together. The forces from the bell arc and Dracula into these horrors. People with different parts of different animals. One chick has a goat head growing out of her neck and a knee mouth. Oh yeah. That was a recombinated person from the dog's son. I sent all the images in the channels. I have some special issues. People with my backfill. I want you to suck up somebody's bones and turn into this. Okay.

[00:21:14] That is all of them. Tony. What? Stand up. Stand up. Yeah. Stand up. Yeah. I think we should be fine from standing. What's around there? And just so everybody knows this, I know these tokens have different images on them. They all mechanically function the exact same. Okay. Okay. The only difference is obviously the black mother who's sitting right there because she's different

[00:21:43] than at all. So all the nasty looking critters have the same settings except for her. Yep. Same mechanic. All of them are the exact same. And this is a bad guy. What's this? Hmm? Bad guy. So these guys are bad guys. This guy's bad guys. And this is bad. Everything is not you guys. What about these? So there's one really close to us right now. So you can now place yourself wherever you like. I was just placing them first. So you can see that. I think Laura's wall should go like. That was my magic trick.

[00:22:14] In front of the black mother? Maybe here. Because she'll trap those three. Can we place ourselves behind the tree? Because there's no enemies there. Or in the branches of the tree. Yeah. Oh. She can feel us. Okay. I'm going to walk over to this side. Yeah. Go to John. Um. I'm going to drop my crystal thing. Excuse me, John. I'll put up my bubble. All right. So. You know, first place you guys. Make sure everybody's where they want to be.

[00:22:44] All the blues are. Everything is bad guys. Okay. This is the one closest to us. Who's this? That's Greg. It's Greg. There's one within a melee range of you. So you can attack that one. Greg. Where you at? Where am I at? I am not here. I said fuck this. Where are you though? Oh no. No, no. I'm right there. I'm right here. Okay. Oh.

[00:23:13] It's so dark. I didn't see him. Well. He's from the DC universe. So this is like close. Huh? He's from the DC universe. This is very close range. Snyderverse. So if you want to like step up. This way you have. There's your camera. If she's doing this. If she's putting a wall here. Mm-hmm. She's trapping these three. All right. Alternatively, she could put a wall here. Trap the Black Mother and those three guys.

[00:23:42] Hey baby. What? I don't think she's going to be strong enough to trap the Black Mother. I would ask. Is she strong enough to trap the Black Mother in a wall? She would have to find it. It's the wall. It would be a roll. It's the wall. The wall can hold. She still has to. She'd have to roll. All she does is roll. Like. To beat your thing. Is that the case? I have a feeling that she's probably strong. She's the final boss. In some way.

[00:24:12] Already called a big bad boss. She corrupted the entire floor. Yeah. And almost the entire realm. She would have to roll and beat a 16. Like she has to beat the same thing. And there's no advantage on that. No. It's just a string. She has to beat the same thing everybody else does. Unless she has an ability. It gives her an advantage. What is the link? Yeah. What's the link to the wall? This. This. This. This. This. I don't know. Yeah. This. This is how long. Oh. Get the other rulers out. There's so many.

[00:24:39] So it wouldn't be the entire screen like right here. We could trap these two guys. Here we go. We could trap those two guys. And for visual you guys can just put this down like this. And now we can see the wall. Did you actually pick those? We could trap these two. And that would block off all these guys here. Because it would keep those guys around the wall. They could go around in here but it would take longer. Um. If there's a chance we can get her we can do that.

[00:25:07] We can do these three. There's a lot of options. If you've got something that can help her think though, you have to tell her. Did you actually pick up that ability that lets you shape nature? Like the one that lets you basically like create a clear path and stuff like that. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't think so. Okay. No I'm just.

[00:25:37] I don't think it does. Okay. So if you put it here. Here. What would here do? We could trap those three guys while also blocking it right there. We could try to put it here and maybe it'll affect her. Maybe it won't. Oh no no no no. Don't even worry about her. Like we're just. We want to get the peons. These peons. These all these peons would be here and it would be a little bit here for her.

[00:26:06] Like they would be trapped in it is what I'm saying. These guys here would not be able to attack this. They're in the wall. They're stuck. They're frozen. They would have to. And then they would have to. Yeah. They'd have to use moves to go around the wall or over it. I don't know what they do but. Okay. Which leaves these guys here. Oh we should have more range so we can just do. Oh. So we could. It just wouldn't trap anyone. If we're going to do that though we could do that and trap at least two. Yeah.

[00:26:36] And then we keep going from. In my mind he's going to be Danga. Me? But we don't know what's over here. She's crushed. They could just go around over here. This is Jane. That's what they've got to go off the screen and over here or are they just trapped in the screen? What is she crushing? She's crushing. For example. For example they can't like just walk around. Can they just walk around the wall this way on the screen or is it the screen just. We're trying to trap these guys. If we go from the tree to here. He's the water guy. It's pretty much the border pretty much.

[00:27:05] Or it's invisible water. Well not the same. It's got just brambles that's surrounding the. Okay. Yeah yeah yeah. And can they go around this way? Uh well yeah because they can go that way or they can. He's not made of water. I don't know if they you know like for instance they might be able to go over that. Oh I know you're talking about that. Okay. The shame shifter? Yeah. Odo. Oh they still say like over here somewhere like just trap some of them so we can focus on. Odo. Oh Jesus.

[00:27:35] Alright so. Simple. How do you think something to add? So I had dark army and. Oh okay cool. I did. I have. I put it on here. Six dark army four feet. Yeah. These guys are. So that's why I. Yeah we're going to get. Oh yeah six six. Regardless where we go. Yes. Got it. Six and four. Okay. So that's why I changed the colors. And a dark army still with you. Yeah. Yeah. So that's what the black is. And a green is the fame. Lay down a wall here.

[00:28:04] Wait hold on. Lay down a wall here. Cause it can flow or flow or flow. This is the. I have dark army. I have dark army and fame. So four dark army. Six dark army and four fame. As a reminder. Small hunger does not care if it's ally or adversary. Yeah. Yes we knew that from the last time. All right. So here is. This. This is what we want to do. We want to trap all four of those guys. Laura. I'm going to lay down my bubble.

[00:28:34] So wall and bubble. Want to. Damn. Yes. So you know. Uh huh. That's where you got to be. Yeah. You can walk around there. You've got to get into the fertile crescent of the tree. That little spot right there. That's where I've got to be. To the rich. It's just a very small spot. That's the only place you can do ritual at. Okay. Is everyone cool with where their tokens are? Like we're all in very close range of each other. I trust you.

[00:29:04] Um. Why didn't moving tokens. Go ahead. That's just where we. We just landed there from. The party bus in Fortnite. So we're fine. I would have probably been on the path. Because I literally just walked over and took stuff from. I don't know where the bad. The people are. Dracula and the. Who would have probably been me. Or they may. Uh. He said they're here. But he just didn't have them marked. I don't have them marked. They're there. Which ones are they? I think that's important to know.

[00:29:33] Are they enemies or helpful? Dracula? Well. I mean. I don't know. I think. Narratively. They're keeping reinforcements from. entering the field. So they're not on the field. Correct. They're preventing anything from closing in. So. Where do you want to be? Trying to. Now. Their forces are. This works better. Pretty messed up. Because that way I'm closer. As you said. You're here. Yeah. Is everyone else cool with being right here? Everyone's going to be in my.

[00:30:01] I don't see that there's an advantageous spot. I don't know. Assigned from where we are. Everyone's going to be in my bubble anyway. Because it's a big bubble. Yeah. I want to be in your bubble. This is. Am I in your bubble? Ronnie. Yeah. I think. I can't. Yes. You are. Ronnie. Where do you want to be? I'm fine where I'm out. Do you want to move closer to say this guy? So you can just whack it. Sure. You can be in front of me. Oh. Oh. No more. Or do you want. Because he's close to this guy.

[00:30:31] Which Greg is. So he can whack that guy. And you can whack this guy. Yeah. We'll do that in that way. We'll. Ronnie wants to be here. Or do you want to be in between. These two guys? I will. I want. I don't want my. Anyways. Yeah. I'll just be in front of the one. He wants to be right here. He wants to be right there.

[00:31:03] Where do you want to be? Like I said. I don't see an ad being. So behind you. Behind you. That's joking. Just because he's joking. I don't want to be here. How about that artwork? Yeah. That's good. And then Traveler wants to be here. Can you jump here? Let me see. Let me look. They're not smart. You're glad I didn't step on them. I'm looking smart. Don't worry about it. They're like. They're students. So I. I was going to put you here between these two guys. But here we go. Yeah. Put Traveler here.

[00:31:33] And who's this? That's still me. Oh, 15 days matter. It's like. 15 days. It's like. 15 days. It's like. That's like a quarter. Goodbye, Link Bank. Not for me. I should really stop putting grub on them. I should probably get three out of that. Everybody cool with that? That's good. Cool. Alright, I'm going to drop my circle here. Alright. The wall is up. And as the wall goes up. They're all. Did she get pushed? Did she capture? Oh, she killed them all with the wall. They're consumed by the wall. They're weenies.

[00:32:03] Nice. Oh. And where, where's on? But listen, I know the last time we fought weenies, they all merged into like some bullshit. Yeah. Oh, that'd be super cool if that happened again. It would not be. I mean. That was bullshit. Yeah, no, that's just. I would. It's that easy, that's bad. Uh huh. I don't know. But the wall's up there? Cause I just, I don't want to see it. Yeah. The wall is right there. Oh, we don't have a. We got a look. Nah, that's just, that's the best way to do it. Okay.

[00:32:59] Okay. I'm not. He was, now he's a blob. Oh, you're a blob? We can't write a blob. No, we can't. We can. We can? Inside of it. You can write anything. Actually, I'm this color. So what would you like. All right. You can be your bones. You're a Mason. He's my flesh. You can be inside of it. I don't know you.

[00:33:30] That's my purse. Dang it dude. All right, all right. Focus. All right. Hold on, I'm getting. That's my purse, I don't know you! Fucking stop! Wait that's the wall. No you're not. You are a melee fighter. And leave this wall here, this is the wall. Oh.

[00:34:00] We don't have a yellow wall of light anymore, we just have this stick. What? You were just telling me you didn't like hot dogs. It's not a hot dog, it's a sausage. Literally a hot dog is a motherfucking sausage! It's a spicy sausage! It's a grown up hot dog! It's a spicy sausage! It's hot protein. It's a hot dog. Alright, we're gonna hit it. Alright! Your wall killed it.

[00:34:30] Hi, I'm Mike. Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it, do it, do it. I'll show you the video. Do it, do it! Did I hand you my... Oh! You did hand you my... Okay, hand him my hope that was a plus... Well, I'll tell you it is a little... Soldier plus three. I've been eating. And that is a... She's been eating.

[00:35:00] Okay. What'd you get? Today I was like... Oh, I didn't see what's like... I thought it was a string. It's a pretty sure... I'm gonna want to run. Let me show you some pictures of him. Seventeen with fear. Seventeen with fear? Yes. And that's against that one right there, your next... Yes.

[00:35:28] Let's see what happens... I just... I feel something though. Oof! Failure with fear. Failure with fear? Failure with fear? A little? Yeah. Thought it was in Beast Form or something. So, the 21 hits... What did you roll to fail? Seventeen. I used to walk search. Oh, actually no. We don't even know that. Because there's a certain team with her difficulties. So, never mind. We don't know if 21 works.

[00:35:58] Well, we do know if it's 17. Well, you... You said... You slipped up. You slipped up. We know 21 works. It's just the one person here. It's the secret. It's the secret. It's the secret. Anything to change? Or is that what it is? It builds up. I know what people do. Yeah. That's what it is. Yeah. Wait. Hold on. Hold the phone.

[00:36:27] I think that's just damage. Yeah. It is just damage. It's not bad. Wait. Okay. So, I've found an action roll. And by next action roll, I have advantage. Nice. I'm working on that. Step in and punch. I'm going to hit the button. I'm going to put the button on that.

[00:36:56] You got nothing to change it. No. Nobody does. So, sticks? It sticks. Or should I say, it resolves? It resolves. I feel like I'm playing against the blue players here. Just... Just the roll resolve. I would like to step in and punch. Okay, well yeah. So 17 is a failure with fear. So I will gain a fear. Look at that stack he's got.

[00:37:25] And I will gain spotlight. I know it's 12 now. And I will take the spotlight. Now as you strike, you see this creature in front of you. It's like this amalgamation of a werewolf. As you strike with your mace, you see it split. But not because of your attack. Because it's splitting itself as your attack is coming down. All you're hitting is air.

[00:37:55] It's a werewolf one thousand. Oh, this sucks. And then your mace hits the ground and you see it reform. And it's like... It's like... I know. This never happened to you before. It's okay. It happens to you everywhere. Alright, so I'll take the spotlight. Now for everybody to hear this part.

[00:38:25] It hasn't come up yet, but just so you guys know. In this environment, if you go to make a death move, you automatically gain a scar before you do anything. I don't. No, you die. Oh, he's so sad about dying. Well, I could gain a scar. He's so sad about dying. And then die. Well, it's his favorite thing to do. Actually, it does matter. You do gain a scar. I have a time for the best of the ever played. But yeah, yours is different. But yeah, you gain a scar and then you choose your death move.

[00:38:55] And if any PC dies in this environment or has zero hope from scars... Then they come back as a blind version. As a blind version. And what that means for PCs is you get to play your character. Yay! You just get to play on my turn. Even me? Everybody. Oh yeah, because spirits can be played. Mm-hmm. Well, the thing is... I can come back from dying. So if we die, we have to play on his turn? Against the part.

[00:39:25] Or if we choose to keep going? We just get to play on his turn. We have to play for him. We play on his side. Yep. Oh wow. But we can choose to just die. No, no, no. It's if you die, that's what happens. What if you choose to die? You become. We don't have a choice. If you actually... Oh, that's so rapey. If you actually die. Well, it's kind of hard to get consent when you're dead. What if you... What if you don't die? What then? That's if you actually die. Not if you do a death row.

[00:39:55] What if you are dying and then you walk off the battlefield and then die over here? Is it... Just walk it off like Cap says? Yeah. Yeah, just walk it off until you're out of the forest. Until you can actually die. Wait, I can actually... I wonder if I've rested, if I can teleport. What if I'm dying and right before I die, I teleport away and then I die in some village down the street. Oh, I actually can do that. You can do that for me. I think I can do it for myself. I can also do that. Can you teleport? Because I can't teleport. I can teleport once in Lion's Scythe.

[00:40:24] I can only do it once. Okay, so actually to tell you the truth, what you're saying actually is a possibility. Okay. Because you do have the option to... I assume there's some sort of field. To blaze of glory. Yeah. When you blaze of glory, you get to choose one action, one remaining action and you critically succeed on it. So if that's to teleport, you'll teleport. And then die. And then as soon as you teleport, you die. Yeah. That's better than being raped. But do it with a note in your hand. Yeah. Well, I don't know about the right part. This isn't evil dead guys.

[00:40:55] He knows what happened. They don't even know anything. They can just wear me if they want. My dead body. And that would be the next thing. I'm a regular piece of armor. And then this new character comes running up in Greg's armor, but it's not Greg. It's a guy wearing armor. You said that. The note said to come here. So it's my turn, yes. Let me check something here. It shows me how close people are. Very close. I like the ruler.

[00:41:25] We can actually see the ruler. You can. That's what I like about that. Yeah. So he's close. He's close. He's close. Hey, old Rick. Hello. How would you like not to have to move? Hey. Sure. You're going to get to punch in any direction. But first you're going to get punched from every direction. It's like a body pile and then they all start dying. And then you go.

[00:41:56] Because he comes out like me-oh. Yeah. Oh yeah. He sticks his mace in the ground and then like lifts up and starts kicking. Yep. Alright, so I'm going to spin the tier that I just got from you. And you hear the Blightborn as it howls. Which is just this really unnatural howl. Because it's mixed in with that whole transformation that's gone through. Yeah.

[00:42:22] And then you suddenly see all the other ones around it start moving in quickly. And then they start essentially dogpiling over. Half dogpiling from werewolves. Wolf. That's a 19 to hit. Ouch. A what? 19 to hit? 19 to hit, yeah. Yeah, that's... What?

[00:42:50] A crush of wolves. A wolf. Alright, I'm going to mark an armor. Oh, wait a minute. That's 19 to hit? Gaggle? Oh, 19 to hit. Yeah, it hits. Okay, the damage is 72. Each of these guys do 12 damage each. Six of them just piled on top of it. Oh man. Yeah. Okay, so 72 damage. Yep.

[00:43:19] That's beyond... Wait. That's beyond severe so you would end up marking. No, you can mark armor. I'd mark three, so... If I mark armor, what does that do? Does that... Drops it down to two. Drops it down to two? So I'd mark two HP? Yep. I am not beast form, so I cannot... Beast form!

[00:43:42] It's almost as bad as you got hurt whenever you were fighting those things. With my boss. That's what we were talking about, Chimera things? Yeah. You're speaking for three. Which was the last time we had a bunch of like... Yeah. People that weren't strong, but then they became like three strong things. Yeah.

[00:44:13] I'm thinking... Dan already knows something. Yeah. Alright, so I'm gonna see another fear as the Blight Mother moves. Huh? She's scared. I don't know how it eats her. Um... Otherwise she might need to move. And then I'm gonna spin another fear to activate one of her abilities. Again, it's a sign of fear.

[00:44:40] As she digs into the ground, and underneath the ground, underneath the wall, you see the tendrils spread out from her. And then they reach up to attack. We've seen this before? Yep. The fact that she's attacking us at all means she's afraid. Um, and she's attacking... Killed the three of her. Yeah. Uh, Traveler, Lena, and uh, Greg. Is that because I was saying how scared she was? No. Cause it's true. It's not.

[00:45:11] You're gonna see why. If it works. Who knows? We'll see if the attack even goes through first. They were brand new. She just brought them home. Okay, that's a 17 a hit. I don't even know what I got. Does a 17 hit? I don't know.

[00:45:43] I don't know. Is this going after me too? No, no, no. Open hit. The tendrils are coming up and they come out of the ground to attack Lena, Greg, and Traveler. Oh God. You'll see why. She's nasty. Um, alright, so 17 hits. And, first damage. Show me damage. You're mostly damaged. Okay, that is 19 physical damage. Wait, and physical damage?

[00:46:13] Oh, we should've added emotional damage to this game. So, now you spend armor if you need to. Uh, let's see. How much you say it was? Uh, wait, aren't you unstoppable right now? I don't think so. Oh no, you're not. That's right, in the battle. It ended. So, like, so, uh, what'd you say? Um, 19. Oh yeah, that's way minor. It's like nuts. It's minor? Okay, so you can either spend armor or mark the hit point.

[00:46:41] I'm gonna, uh, spend the armor. Like, so like, all our, we didn't like heal or anything. We're still like, in the, yeah. Yeah, that's what I thought. I need a lot of armor spenders. What hit us? The tendrils. The white weather. It violated my armor. Um, uh, what did you race? Or lick your finger. I don't know. I didn't race, I hate to. Oh, damn.

[00:47:09] Alright, so did everybody record their damage? Recorded. Okay. Who? No, no, no, just. What am I recording? 19 damage. There's 19 damage in the angle. So check your threshold out. Is that hit me? No, not you. It says 23. No, not you. You're right out of here, so that'll range. You can reduce it by armor if you have armor. Wait a minute. Or does she? No, it's physical damage. Yeah, I can. Yeah.

[00:47:38] I mean, I can reduce the HP here. Oh. I don't know if she can reduce physical damage because of her special ability in that armor. I didn't mark an armor. Okay. Yeah. Well, about one armor slot's marked. I think it worked. Alright, so now I need the three of you to go ahead and make a strength reaction roll.

[00:48:08] Here. He rolls just the regular. Strength. Yeah. It's a strength reaction roll. So you just rolled the two 2d12s. The hoop and fear doesn't matter on reaction rolls. This is cool. Seven. Oh, no it's not. I made this. Hold on. You're rolling to seven. Yeah, then it's a seven. Plus your strength. What's your strength? She doesn't roll well. What's your strength?

[00:48:38] She doesn't roll well. What's your strength? So it's nine, eight, nine. Eight. That's good. I rolled horribly. It's the three of us got here. I rolled a half. You and me and John. Okay. Just the three of us. Yep. Wait. What did you get? I guess he got lowered. And what'd you get over there? Nine. Nine?

[00:49:07] Nine. That's Jackson's favorite thing to say to go fish. Is it? And T2C says I should. So the tendrils is they attack you and latch onto you with their thorns. They pull you out. Two. The blight mother through the wall. So I need the three of you to what now make a reaction roll. Right, Sybil? What? They're being moved through your walls. They have to make reaction rolls. Yep. Beat a 16.

[00:49:38] Okay. And what is it? It's just reaction roll. It's all it says. Yeah. It's one of those. Hold on. Did you, they're, um. We'll go with strength. Makes sense to resist. Uh, you got a 16. Yes! Well, plus two. So you got 16. I take it back. This thing is awesome. You got 18. So you don't have to mark two stress. I am alive. Say what? And I'm stressed. Okay. I need to stress. If you, I can't get.

[00:50:07] But I will. If you beat a six, if you don't beat 16, then you just take a... Give me this. Who does what to you? You just take two stress. If you don't beat a 16, you just take two stress. All right. Uh, so I just take two stress. And when you're stuck in the wall. Unless they pull you all the way through. Oh, is she pulling us through? I do. Yep, she did. So we're all the way through. We're not stuck in it. If you failed your roll, you're stuck in it. So she's not pulling you all the way through. She's pulling you to the wall.

[00:50:35] Well, she's trying to pull it all the way through, but the wall may stop you. Like for instance, he got pulled all the way through. All the way through. That means that you can, um, attack her when it's our trick. Yeah. Or I could, uh... I'm gonna go ahead and put that wall on here. Give me a second. Maybe she's in until I'm right. You're restrained. So it's the word. Is he... I guess he... Did you just see her coming first? As long as you just move. You're just trying. Good thing all my attacks are far range. Are all your attacks far range? Ha! All of them? Well, let's...

[00:51:04] Yeah, sweet. So this did nothing to us except cut. Keep it safe. Nothing. What are you trying to do? I mean, it's a mark my strength. I could just drop it. Okay, you told me. I'll say, I can just drop the wall though, right? Because there's no bad guys in it. You can drop the wall where they can spin an action to get out of it. Yeah. I can just drop the wall our next turn because there's no bad guys in it. Um... I can move the wall. You could. We're sort of safe in there though.

[00:51:35] I can move the wall. Does it hit you every time? Well, you're not necessarily a singer. No, it doesn't do any damage. It literally just... It just marks two strikes. Initially? That's it. It just holds us there while we attack. You're restrained. You can't move. We're kind of like in a bubble. So if you need to move to do an action, you can't. If you have to take an action too. If she reaches out again. Is this kind of moving? I think so, yeah. Yeah, this would... You're in a wall of line. You can't move.

[00:52:04] You're in a wall of line. So if you can... No, we said the precedent... The last thing that he couldn't move. Or he could attack. He could attack from the wall. He just couldn't move. We set that precedent with the bad guy in the last session. Yeah, that's what restraining means. Yeah, he could move his arms to attack. He just can't move his feet to get out of the wall. So we're just restrained by our feet. Yeah, our feet are restrained. Not necessarily. Like the guy, the bad guy that was in the wall last session. I remember. Attacked us with his arms. That's true.

[00:52:33] So he moved. Yeah, I know. Something... Nothing's touched over here. I could join the call. You could. Yep. Nothing's been moved over here. It's not on the side. It was me. Mario? No, actually it's Itzumi.

[00:53:03] Itzumi? Which means... Super. Oh, you're right. You know. How do you know someone? Because Mario is super. I know things. I drink and I know things. I thought it was all the pasta we ate just in. And it's his last name. Mario. It's Japanese. I think I have a good idea.

[00:53:29] No, because if it was his last name then Luigi would also be Mario. Yeah, his name is Luigi Mario. Because they are the Mario brothers. They don't have any. Meaning their last name is Mario. We don't have any. It's Mario Mario. Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. Not either. So when he yells Itzumi, he's saying Super Mario. That's different. There we go. Yeah, I have a friend named Mustafa Mustafa. His first and last name is Mustafa.

[00:53:59] Steven Stevens. Yeah, yeah. Someone who's named Steven. They're not saying it's Stevens. His father. I said his dad is. Oh, Steven Stevens. Yeah. Mustafa Mustafa. Mario Mario. It's all coming together. What if your name was Richard Johnson? Yeah, I'll move that in a minute. Now that I can see where it's at. I don't know. Cause you'd be Dick Johnson. What if your name is Dick Richardson?

[00:54:29] Kind of the same. Yeah. Is it? Is it? Is it? Do you need a new one? Is there on your tree? This is on the left. Can you do that? All right. Player's following. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.

[00:55:05] Just all the people around you. And you have an advantage on your action role now. Shh. Oh, your face right now. You see. No, there was two people talking at once. You see this bubble of people around here? Yes. And you have advantage on your. What do you think? There you go. Yeah, I'm just gonna text on your mom we're stuck in a wall

[00:55:39] The tie I'm gonna attack somebody go for make a roll 17 does not hit I know And I have advantage so that's a d10 for you

[00:56:22] I'm gonna go for it 21 I 26 look here. Yeah, yeah I've seen that in the book it goes to it. Okay. Well 26 from fear is a success Yes, it's important part is not needed as long as you kill something I don't have a new way of changing that to success

[00:56:50] All right, show me the damage The damage it is going okay, so 66 Order what So that's 30 that's I get to be roll a one in the

[00:57:19] All right Sweet okay So he would like 16 Uh-huh 19 Mm-hmm just 23 You get it 28 And you get it And you get it in the middle of it 35 Mm-hmm 47 47 47 What 66? That's 6 D6 Or no 6 D10s And that for sure is you 47? Oh yeah

[00:57:47] Oh 6 D6s I thought you were saying you started out with 66 Is this physically on there? Is this physically on there? It's sumi Greg Okay So sir, go ahead and describe as you take out Three of them

[00:58:17] I sweep with the I sweep the legs with my hammer And smash his head And then come with the uppercut to knock the other ones head off And then do a horizontal strike on the next one in the torso Crushing the head cage And it blows spine out of his back Yeah

[00:58:46] Are they plants? No these are They used to be Previously They're just filled with like Walking stuff Yeah Tendrils And other body horror They're definitely not mimics They're kinda like mimics Except they didn't mimic anything They just took the pieces of those things and then turned them into weird things It's like weight

[00:59:16] They're things It's like the thing Right? I saw this thing today Okay, let's see Maybe check over The thing Did Chuck send it? Where's the lady talking in her children's book voice? And so she's doing like a children's book voice for like a mom and then a child And they're watching the middle of the thing and she's explaining So there's this guy and he's gonna have an operation

[00:59:46] Oh my god mommy His hands got bit off on the teeth of his stomach That happens and the doctor no longer has hands This whole thing dictating The movie The Thing John Carpenter's The Thing She's describing The Thing But it's a woman reading it as if she was Mrs. Frizzle Yeah, yeah From The Magic School Bus I think they were gonna make a live action version Yeah I hope it's Scarjab It's not But I think it's a good choice I don't know Okay

[01:00:16] This year Ulrich Yo Is like a other movie game that As the pile continues It takes guns Mm-hmm Only one more gets added to it this time Okay It's a question Oh, that's right I'm in a pile I was Yeah, exactly You just throw them up in the air and then All right 15 to hit That's it 15 to hit It hits Nice

[01:00:46] 48 damage I mean not nice Who's getting damaged? He is Oh sorry Joe's like wait is that me? Nice I'm standing here but I'm not ready for damage It's like a yes I'm like yeah Oh good that's only two I hate you I'm typing I'm typing I'm typing I have a health potion but I have this thing where if I don't mark armor and I take straight up health I erase a armor slot Mmm Nice That's not my favorite So

[01:01:17] Yeah, give me a health potion now Um All right And back to players spotlight I pass a health potion to him as I punch a bunch of the things off of him I'm like Catch Boom Make it roll Okay So you're making a roll to see how much I No How much he deals damage Yeah Cause he's punching him

[01:01:47] With magic Okay So that is 20 My stats keep changing because of the wild surge Uh Did the wild surge trigger Does it make Well they're triggered While it's active you add its value

[01:02:15] After you add its value to a roll to increase So My trait Or my attack is Plus 7 right now Uh huh So 27 With fear 27 hits Uh 5 10

[01:02:44] You don't have to move yours right 20 Close range Very close Uh Yeah it's hand rooms So very close Okay But I did move in to give him the potions so we could say I'm right next to him now Oh Yeah Oh yeah Uh 28 plus 9 is 37 damage 50 fists

[01:03:13] Say you punch on your way out Sure Cause I know you're wanting to go this direction Yeah And how much? Uh 37 Fisticuff damage Yup It is magical damage if that matters Uh Yeah it doesn't matter for these guys but you did just take out 3 of them Next On your way And I dropped a health potion on He just moved right through them

[01:03:43] Punching as you go and then through the potion on your way I got punched That's a nice Thank you Mike I'm going to Do I have to roll a use of potion? Uh Well you can do it right now because it just went back to me Yeah For some reason all of these people But he just took out 3 of them So Can't do anything now I'm gonna do it anyway Okay You can try I'm gonna Do it

[01:04:11] You're not the laws I make Throw it on the ground It's not a cake you can't If this was Baldur's Gate I'll drop it You could throw it on the ground I can drop cake all the time You could actually See inside that wall Is that Megan the Stallion? No, that's Traveller I think I think I think I'm playing rules Yeah He just flaps the dust right out of the way And starts

[01:04:47] Do the daunting thing Alright Similar to Ulrich The Like Or Actually it's not even a word This time Is that vampire chick Oh She's got hands Oh yeah And the head And the head Where is she? She does have body parts You're right There So the Right in front of her Yeah, they all Move into attack

[01:05:21] 17 a hit If you take one No, no, no This is It's your evasion Yeah Evasion Yeah So mine's 11 Wow That's cause you're 17 Yeah, okay So they get 17 hits 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 Is 60 60 damage What's 60 damage Yeah They're 12 each

[01:05:52] No It's a match When a creature causes you and I allow within close range to mark any number of hit points You can mark a stress to hex them Oh Hex Alright Action and damage against the hex creature Hex creature gain a bonus equal to your tier Which is Tier 4 We're tier 4 Okay Condition lasts until GM spends a number of fear equal to your spell passing trait

[01:06:22] To remove it Otherwise you remove it when the scene ends Um And so 60 damage? 60 yeah That's severe If you have armor you can use armor So then you would mark 3 But you can use this to do that instead So you would either mark 3 or How many armor? I think it's 3 Uh Ecoin

[01:06:50] You can spend only one armor So you can do one armor and 2 HP? Correct Okay So just I need it Do you still have that marker? What? And a marker's just 10 hex Action and damage rolls against the hex creature gain a bonus equal to your tier So any actions against this entity Who is it? The Blight Mother Sure Like other That's the one No it's 10 No that's one of 10

[01:07:20] This is the vampire chick Vampire chick She's at the Okay Action and damage rolls against the vampire chick Gain a bonus of 4 Okay I'm telling all of y'all Just so you know when you're rolling Sounds good Now outside of close range from also Even if I had been baseball I wouldn't have been able to live your set damage And since you marked HP your wall goes down

[01:07:50] Yay Oh yeah Cause I took a hit point I didn't even have to wait for my turn to get out of that shit Because it's too I was relaxing in there bro But who knows the name Well she couldn't turn it into a Shade Lime so I was upset I was upset It's more like a night event Okay Um actually I want to use this to reduce my damage Okay dark army Yes Dark army Okay So each one you expend what's it do? For each token I spend it's 1d8

[01:08:21] Okay 1d8 what? Damage Damage So it was 60 that came through so how many tokens do you want to spend? But don't you have to roll 1d8? I have to roll 1d8 per token that I use Yeah So if I use one token it's If I use two tokens it's 2d8 But there's something that says you have to call how many tokens you use all at once right? Yeah

[01:08:49] Like you can just use a token and roll and then use another token and roll right? Mm-hmm Like it doesn't say call the tokens ahead of time No you have to call it Yeah Cause the damage is ahead of time Cause it's to reduce the damage that I'm taking right now Okay Each time Um By the way the health person is a minor doctor You piece of shit Okay So it's I use two to three While we were busy Wait what the Hold on

[01:09:18] I think the he did the emojis while we were busy Two? Yeah Alright roll 2d8

[01:09:27] So that makes it 55

[01:09:52] That's a little bit fire that way Yeah that's fine Alright so the wall does drop down? Yes Okay

[01:10:22] There you go Claire's spotlight I want me I want to shoot somebody Me too Can we do it together? I don't know Kimmy I don't know Do you have a compliment? I do have some things These are my fan of the wilds though This one Oh Then I think we can only do That are compliments reset? I don't know if there's reset every scene or if it's every long sleep I think it's long sleep I'm sorry But

[01:10:51] We don't have to I know I meant to shoot you on while you kick some ass I'm just gonna try You got some different dice though right? Cause your dice went second ball Shhhhhh I did mean that Shame Shhhhhh Shame Shame on you Sorry Did you say you were I'm cheering him on somehow She's doing We're not doing the tag team We're doing the team Yeah Tag team So So she's doing

[01:11:21] She rolls a d10 for advantage And you have a plus She's enhancing the ledge Basically narratively speaking And you can answer what's happening You roll a d10 So What does that one look like? It's a d10 It's got 10 sides It's like a draggle Is it this one? 1-2-0 Yeah it looks like a draggle It looks like it has a 30 on it That's a percentile But it's still a 10 It's a 30

[01:11:50] It's a 30 I've heard me say that Yay You have a plus 30 to your Plus 30 So What are you doing in that video travel? Alright so Symbol is surrounded right now And if she gets hit like that again That's going to be another 60 damage Come over here though It's okay I can take it You're right there Yeah she's got plenty of If she gets hit like that again She just arms up But she's all the way over there in the purple right? Yeah

[01:12:20] I'm the end of it I'm right there on the other side of the day Yup she's right here Who else is beside me here? Uh Nobody Y'all are almost exactly Old Rick's over here The three of them over there The hands over there Yeah they're all Where's my mother at? Where's she moved to? She is right next to Greg She is right next to Greg Okay Then I'm going to hit her with Mahira So summon horror Okay Summon your horrors Horse? Horse? Horse? Every time he says that

[01:12:52] Yeah It's something like It's like It's horror It's not like he says He's summoning the 13 horrors Exactly It's horror Summon his horrors It's something fun fancy summon It's horrors It's horn The M rated one Lights it around Oh no Is this the new black pilot? It's not Russianizing it as a finger It's a round table It's a pencil It's Russianizing it as a tongue telling

[01:13:24] It's a pencil It's a pencil It went sideways real quick Oh they did too It's one of us that's rolled with hope 24 hope does the seed

[01:13:54] Yes Okay And then just keep this Because I have to use that to actually summon the creature Oh yeah So that will summon out Mahira the Unigriffin Oh right And then I'll do the So that will be The target needs to roll to be a 12

[01:14:24] Reaction roll? No It's no So yes it is But it's not just for the damage It's for a D1 D4 stress Okay yeah so damage is coming in but this is for stress Correct Okay Just a second That was That was a 3 So that's stress And it's a D4 stress Yep Tell me how many

[01:15:09] 32 32 damage And then also roll your D4 for the stress that you're dealing to Oh yeah the one D4 Yeah Looks like I'm over here Yeah Oh I don't need to talk about no pyramids right now 3 Yeah We're gonna turn this line Shit So 3 stress Yeah Got it 3 stress And then you did 32 2 2 damage

[01:15:42] Which Both are wrong Yeah that someone took a nice little chunk out of her major chunk Oh man How did you do that? It's because it stabbed her with it's order of pure source energy And that was with hope Yes But One second hold on Oh and I didn't add in So that was actually Yeah I forgot What's that?

[01:16:12] She There's also the plus 3 and the plus 1 I didn't add that in Whatever I was For damage Oh for the attack I already succeeded I already succeeded so I just forgot Oh Did you succeed with hope? Yeah Nice

[01:16:56] One second I said that was a green day I'm pretty sure it's gotta be like a nickel day Nickel day Green back Go Don't say that Why did you act like you said something wrong? I think Okay I'm just happy about Griffin What? Actually You know what? What?

[01:17:26] Ow It hit me in the eye Yeah You're okay Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water All right So to explain what happened Did she explode? Yes, sort of So as the summer came in and struck her And you see basically like pieces of her just start like exploding like that lightning bolt they hit that tree

[01:17:56] okay, those pieces fly behind travelling They hit the ground And then they turn into extensions of herself And they mean that takes spotlight after the hoop I had to uh, it's Marcus stress to do it And so I mean I have four stress at this point Three

[01:18:24] Know how much he has yeah Okay, both the limbs attack traveler Trees Yeah, pretty much 22 to hit Yeah That's 24 damage I mean they get struck by lightning

[01:18:53] So Those pieces of her hit the ground forming two Extensions of herself as she controls them. They start lashing in my duster and it just big right yeah and spotlight And where are you in relation to her did she just hit you? He's okay. Yeah, well no chunks of her that got blasted off by my beastie Then trying to like hit me, but they broke them

[01:19:21] But what where she is like what she said here and where am I you're right there Right there Okay Right now so she's within close range, but she didn't do anything to him She does attack them. No, she didn't Pieces of her tendrils are separate so they are the ones that did damage So you can text one of those but Okay Okay Okay Okay Okay Okay Yeah Okay

[01:19:53] Okay Okay Okay Okay Well yeah 23 hit though so you know that that's the And we have we used all of our team works Or do they reset? Um

[01:20:22] Team teamwork reset So we can do teamwork? The team up? Yeah Yeah, we two taking action together. Yes, just spend three hope Where are you at? I have zero I have a J Are we is that? That's far apart from each other She's at the same as the other I feel like here you are right here But we're far range from each other We are We are Okay We are Almost exactly close Almost exactly close I want to Um I want to spit on her

[01:20:50] One thought for this I want to I say you want to spit on her? I say you want to spit on her? I say you want to spit on me? What happened? Is this your hope? I don't know Okay Let's spit on her I didn't say it was I said I liked it I didn't say it was good It is It is It is One I think I think I think I love that dude's videos You know hang out with you sometimes I hang out with a squid Um Cause I don't have to mark a shark That was a good shit too

[01:21:20] But they do So Alrick I do have ten Yes Wow Starfall Starfall Yes Uh Give me a sec I need to turn spearfels He's like Hold up Hold up He's like that Fall at me Hold up Hold up Brace yourselves Just prepare me I'll teleport inside of here I can teleport Wait

[01:21:49] Can I just teleport to the tree? I totally can do that You're at the tree No, I mean inside the tree And it burst out The tree is standing right in front of you Think that's how that works I could be like one of those alien creatures Teleport inside the blind mother I can't teleport inside Because it's very supposed to be I could teleport to where I can see I can't see inside her You can see If she opens her mouth Can I teleport into her mouth? No That's

[01:22:19] I can't see how that works He has a suit of armor folks It's okay At some point I was expecting him to pull a magneto You know When he uh Fall What was his name? Pull all of the manobots out of her body No, no, no He's the other mutant from uh Iraq Where he put his helmet on top of his head To block his mutant abilities Yeah And then just crushed his head Damn You guys didn't see that? No What was that? So he fought on a mutant And like

[01:22:49] It was a mutant on mutant That was like It was Iraq Or he got Krakowa But on the other one Right, exactly It was basically like a gladiator match I didn't read that one Between two And The guy had the ability to Did he do something to Kevin Bacon? In first class? Yes Yes, yes Well He used a Don Or a quarter And went through his Yeah Because he had to go slow Because otherwise The German coin

[01:23:18] That he gave him when he was experimenting on it Yeah Okay, so He gave me a minor health potion I forget I already have health potions I'm sorry Go ahead and use it I'm gonna use Major health potion What are you doing? What is that? He's here What a roll For major? 1d4 plus 1 Oh, major? Oh wait, major? Yeah, major Oh wait, no That's not Minor, major Oh it's 2 1d4 plus 2 But it's actually plus 3 Because she The witch

[01:23:47] 1d4 plus 3 for You guys get it Yeah It's 24 plus 3 HP Because she's Oh Yeah That makes sense That's a minimum of 4 HP again Cause you see It's not a huge boy I forgot to put that in my dice bag And I reach in there That's what I'm taking Any time you use a consumer You get it Nice That's 7

[01:24:17] As he chokes Choke, choke, choke, choke So 1, 2, 3 I can just see it now He's got that last little abomination in front of him He has his hand up like this One finger While he chokes the potion Yeah I didn't even know Have we done any actual damage to the light lady yet? No, he's touching it Yeah, he said I took a good chunk out of her But then the chunks hit me That's why the chunks stick out Okay How have he? I'm saying we make her easier Alright Start Y'all brace yourselves Wait Get out

[01:24:47] Hold on Now I teleport away Yeah, we're about to do something How? He's gonna try and drop meteors on the air Try Hold on Please don't do that Wait, wait, wait, wait Wait I've got a barrier If everyone can get to me I have the shield Hold on I have that in the world Yeah, let's just No But I can teleport I have a number of willing people out of my Oh my god No, he actually said before Cause Yeah

[01:25:17] He actually did He said that before when we talked about it When you picked up He said that it I don't think everybody will fit in this But he had said that it would protect everyone who was within the barrier from your meteor thing Is it an ability or something? What is it? Hold on on the meteors Yes, it's my rejuvenation barrier There's a lot of people here that would take them all out I'm stuck on that sir Oh my god Thank you very much They have been damaging us

[01:25:47] Is only the one chick that's damaging us They've been damaging me Yeah, but that's only cause you had six around you at once I think they get promised Like they're one hit not here Yeah, that's right here Yeah, if she was going to be healed You can heal Once per rest Now only do you heal But we also give them resistance to physical damage Meaning whatever damage he rolls You guys take half damage While inside the spear barrier

[01:26:16] So it does give you the additional protection he has I mean, I'll let you two do what y'all need to do Yeah, let's attack her first And then if we need to move towards Laura We can Where I was reawakened Okay, save it Does that sound okay? Yeah That's my ownership Alright, I am spinning a dress to pull Um, closer projectile out of Oh, I thought you were doing that Wait Yeah, not that one This one This one doesn't make proof

[01:26:45] This one just makes her hits less I mean, I can Either one of these Which one did you decide? I cannot remember what you said This one makes her more vulnerable Right This one makes her hit less This one makes her easier It doesn't make her vulnerable Okay, this one makes her easier to hit This one makes her hit less She's the president Yes So that one This is X-Men 2 United It just minuses her hits Only by one Yeah Okay, so She's dealing like huge damage One damage One reduction

[01:27:14] Okay, so then Just by one one By I'm about to make this map On the pastures and last eight Number of hit points they mark by one So like you marked one armor and two hit points You would only mark one armor and one hit Excuse me is this dark That's pretty small It doesn't like my It's It's It's It's So do the chains of affliction then? Stop comparing Oh wait, that's a different I wonder if that one exists Okay, so then this one Dan's probably a better person to ask about that

[01:27:43] Dan, which one should I do? We wasted no time on this And we gotta leave in 30 minutes Uh, I was thinking of either spitting on her Okay Or doing the chains of affliction mark two stress to temporarily chain the target within close range When a chain creature deals damage the target of their attacks reduce the number of hit points that they mark by one Yes, do that one That works pretty good That is pretty good

[01:28:09] That's what I'm saying Yeah I couldn't fix her But she got it Yeah Um, so So the tentacles aren't actually her then? No Maybe the other one Maybe the other one then They're separated from her But she controls them Yeah So they're not her They're her Without being her They're not her No, they're not tentacles

[01:28:38] Tentacles are attached to a person They're not tendrils They're tendrils They're just Look, they're saplings That's what I said They're tendrils Light saplings Can you all decide what you're gonna do? Yeah So we're both gonna do corosal projectile We're gonna team up for this Um Hold on What did you spend? Three You may want to do one more for this Um

[01:29:05] You can also spend some of your faint at the wild if it doesn't go successfully I'm gonna spend my hope for experience Making sure it's gonna be great That sounds good You also get plus one for being in my bubble Alright, hold on Which one moving in then? My dogs have not been doing a lot tonight either But we will see It doesn't matter, we're all two

[01:29:38] Experience? Yeah I'm gonna read the stars And then you're gonna do Instinct? Two Yeah, mine's are Seven Eight Nine Two Thirteen Does that proficiency count for spot testing or damage? Oh, that's Yeah So proficiency would be five Nine Seven Six Seven Plus my bubble Eight So add eight to whatever you're rolling

[01:30:08] Is that fine? Eight Eight Eight Eight Eight Eight Eight Eight Eight Eight Eight Eight Eight Eight Eight Eight Eight Eight Eight four Two One It was

[01:30:40] Yes, all right, let's see 11 There's your hope Alright now you're only damaged with proficiency

[01:31:07] Yeah, say you know you should be six plus four is a forty six Now you think you need to roll 66 And then that's four That's why I have this One, two, two

[01:31:42] Three, two, one, two, one, two, two, three Four, five, five, six, seven, eight, and one, thirty, one Right So that's 33 Mm-hmm Two stress to make it for my career I'm only working Two Twenty-two damage for me So 33 plus 22 Is what? Thirty-three plus 22

[01:32:12] Fifty-five plus Did you mark your two stress? Mm-hmm Okay, I'm gonna also mark two stress to make them permanently corroded So they gained a minus two Total penalty Two-third difficulty So the difficulty to hit her now is two less Max Her difficulty was less before But not two less Plus the fifty-five, two Plus the fifty-five

[01:32:43] We hopped two of this bitch We can hope was But she's made out of tree so technically you hopped two of the wood Wait, can we just sit on the pot Stop You were just awesome Don't disempower us by making us spit on some cock, okay? I didn't say that You said that That's not your character Although I do have lighting strike I don't know what that is I can paint some I do have spitting powers Lighting would totally mess up a tree

[01:33:12] As you spit on her Uh-huh She starts to grow Yeah, she starts to grow And you see basically like that attack did as much damage to her as his did Wow Isn't that your mom? So it took two of them spitting to do as much as he did by himself Yes, that is my mom How would you spit on your mom? I didn't Stop drinking if it's gonna make you laugh Gotta slow down bro Oh Oh However, I spin the stress

[01:33:42] And you see as a piece of her basically shoots out Lands on the ground behind Lena Oh And then I spin the fear and have Not her tentacles Both of the tendrils Oh Attack Lena So this is in very close range You're being attacked I I heard What do I do? Twelve to hit Okay I don't think that does it By one Okay So

[01:34:11] One No No It just means that he hits one Okay That's 24 physical damage So That's one Okay So I would see how far I can do And Back to you guys Greg Greg Cut her Yes What about it No Cut her Cut her I feel like setting her on fire would be better Set her on fire then Do you have that ability? Um

[01:34:40] Yeah her difficulty is now to us I have a big sore Alright Where is this bitch? Where is this birch? She's a birch man Birch You're right there in front of her She pulled you right there to her Did she hear me say that about her? I think she was even trying to hug me She's not being close to us Is she into me? She's thorny She's a thing for irony She's trying to get into Ronnie we're working on figuring out So you can do your thing and meteorite us all Yeah I do like a drum set I'll betray her at the last second Give her a second

[01:35:10] Just put up a barrier first I'm listening I'm listening Can I do that? Can I betray her at the last second? I don't know I mean I'm unstoppable Okay Before I attack her Claire to stop Ask her Are you seeing anybody? This doesn't have to be this way

[01:35:39] I could be into plants Are you trying to be my stepdad In front of her husband? Wait is she married? He's not here He's outside the area Is she married? He's standing at the edge of the clearing No that was till death did impart She technically died And so he's undead And he didn't want to do that part I know I swing my giant sword that's been dangling between my legs Is this a youthful face? Youthful?

[01:36:11] Go ahead and make the attack roll See what happens This is a sword slap Oh What is this? I don't know what just happened Oh That's okay He hit her so hard that the world dumped in her Right? It's a minor health Dumped on her Wait what are you wuggling? This is not the right No hold on It is You just need to give me the light one Cause I want to be in time No no no no There Oh okay So I'm low on this To see if I hit her Or if I miss Right? Yes

[01:36:41] You're gonna add your strength answer Minor health That's two It wasn't very much What does that say? I didn't see that What does this one say? That's a three and a ten Oh that's not that good Plus two That's fifteen Thirteen Plus two Yeah it's fifteen Nope We gotta reroll Is it thirteen? Plus two Oh fifteen Not low enough Oh it needs to be lower? No no no Her difficulty is not Oh

[01:37:10] Like you didn't get that high She's been lowered but not that far Did she dodge me or like Was that a hope or fear? Yeah I don't know We can decide It looks like it's gonna be with fear Because the dark or Typically do That's what I do But you rolled them So I use the white one for the hope And the dark one for the fear So yeah that makes sense So the dark one's higher? Yeah yeah Alright then we'll say with fear then That will be a failure with fear

[01:37:38] Do you have anything to change that result? I can make it a failure with I mean I can make it a success with fear There you go There you go I'll take I mean It's still with fear What do you have to do to do that? At least there's a tack will go through And I cut her head off and she's dead with her Yeah Craig's the hero With his dangle sword What's the black one for? Laura's the hero for saving Um That was the dark army wasn't it?

[01:38:07] Can we stack things? Hold up What is it for? To change things? To change roles Can we stack? Like if someone changes one thing Can I change the thing also? Or is it just one thing? No, it's mistakes Yeah Okay Well But if she says that she's making it a success with fear Why is it that he can change it to a fear? Yeah that's better than he's succeeding with fear Would you be able to then Change it to? No No, I can't Only one thing Only one role in manipulation

[01:38:37] Why did you delete it? I don't delete it I don't do it Maybe Whoever's hacked my phone doesn't like it Okay I didn't do it Could it be offloading apps for space? Actually no Okay I wouldn't do that without My phone offloads apps for space Okay Does it need three holes? If I'm trying to download something that's too big for it to download It'll offload apps for space It won't do it automatically

[01:39:02] What are you trying to do? I'm looking forward to doing the little What are you trying to do, girl? I'm going to turn into a T-Rex right before it does starfall You're getting so close And recreate the dinosaurs This works Who's going to do that? Who's going to do that? Everybody else teleports away and leave you behind

[01:39:34] So Dan's like, let me get over here and start the ritual before you guys like bomb the area I'm going to do that That's what I mean Honestly if I go spirit form I'm going to do the physical damage Did our compliments get reset? Did we decide? Do what? The compliments Oh I don't know They have to look at their compliments to see if that's once per Hey Ronnie, are you allowed to compliment anymore or is that once per long rest? I believe that's once per long rest

[01:40:02] I wouldn't be able to do it as a reaction anyway Nope I know, I'm just curious in general It should be once per long rest Yeah, once per long rest Alright, so you can't switch it and it's a failure? Yeah I'm not close enough to her to switch it Yes, I did Okay It's Greg You failed, Greg Are you close enough to Greg? Sorry, we can't help you I was trying How far are you going to be? I'm one away, I'm one off Unless you can give me your hope I thought she could teach us to success

[01:40:31] She wasn't very close I can't? I'm too Doesn't she have the ability to do that? What if I compliment? I have to be very close to her Have you already complimented once per long rest? Oh Have you? You are not very close to her Has Greg already complimented this time? Yeah, he complimented me Yes, he complimented me Well then We both have complimented Or somebody got No, that was just Out of game I was like You have a nice This does not say That it has anything to do with long rest

[01:41:00] What? The compliment thing? No Something that she has from her witch Here Oh no, it is long rest But I don't think I've done it You did You gave it to me the last time The last time Oh yeah You got blue that Because I tried to do Alright, Greg fails We gotta move on Cause we're leaving it in 15 minutes Okay Unfortunately, Greg Just one missed Don't you have the penis? Don't you have the penis? What does the penis do? That was just a health potion Oh, it's just a health potion Is it? It is?

[01:41:30] Yeah, you just have to drink from the Oh my god That's what's dangling between my legs Well, you might need it In a minute Cause you just failed your roll Well, I that's attacking Come back over here Why do you have a tiny dumbbell? It's two pounds Come over here and take your damage Like a man I haven't I'm not being attacked Yes you are What? I didn't attack You failed with beer and riled And now you're being attacked She was trying to help you I was And as a 17 they hit you Oh that doesn't hit That does

[01:42:01] Let me see I'm not supposed to look at my stats You see your trust system Wait Where are you? The tendrils attack Greg Hold on Yes I think Is this an up in a shooting? Oh the thorny tendrils just It's all the other Attack They latch onto them And they pull pieces of it Well it's still a yes With it Okay so what What happened? What hits him? The tendrils That's 36 damage Okay So it's It's just one It's two pounds Just mark one He'll be fine

[01:42:30] I don't know why he's doing Why is he doing two Why are you marking both? I think he might have four Huh? It's unclear Why are you marking the square and the circle? I'm not I think it's like That's That's for this there Yeah this sheep is actually Sliding around Yeah Okay So it really should be a fire Oh Okay okay I get it I get it Okay so he's at Four of those What do we need to do to make you create a stat?

[01:42:59] And back to players Three of three So Yeah So you've attacked me Before they do anything Did it hit? Oh yeah it hit and did damage What was the damage? One Everything that's been happening has been physical damage One You rolled a one No no no You got one One HP Oh that was 36 damage Yeah 36 damage That's just one HP Well that's like an armor Is this Can I just like block with my armor? That's your choice It's your character Want me to mark with your armor and block with your armor instead? It's your choice No you could

[01:43:29] It's already done It's done Okay I could just erase it It's done Greg you have autonomy over your characters Huh? Yeah and I And if Yeah I could say you left it so Yeah So Alright so There's my light I have plenty of armor and Interacting with the world You do You have a lot You almost have double I think that I have like a trochan My understanding of you're going in spirit form Everything on you all positions go Do you want to use armor? Oh yeah because it's just gonna fall right

[01:43:59] Then I'll go to the spirit form with me Oh I think You're down And then that way it's not physically there to interact with the truth So I can't do the ritual unless I'm here Okay That makes sense Yeah You've got it I heard that Um I can't go to spirit form though I mean The thing is if No I mean What if you went to spirit form and then re Exactly

[01:44:27] You physicalized yourself Yeah Inside the tree You're like Kitty Pryde Yeah like Kitty Pryde What if Yeah do that That's a good idea That would be shunted Is there anything that prevents you from doing that? I have two stress left And I have to spend the stress to turn spirit No Anything that you have that marks the stress right now Is there something I can give you that takes away He may not mark your stress because he has to roll a d6 I roll a d6 But I have to do it

[01:44:58] Yeah Importantly If you appear inside an object You will get shunted and then you will take stress Right Do you get shunted outside the object? Oh that's how I have to Right so I thought I had two Yeah don't do that I thought I did too But then everyone's falling out You don't want to do that Where is that? He can do it But what I was going to say was If he's planning on doing this starfall Yeah You can go spirit Let him do his thing And then come out of it Yeah It just costs me

[01:45:27] Too stressed potentially Right At which point I will start I will be out of stressed to spend True And then I will just be trying to cast Things that I don't have hope to cast But the alternative is Whatever damage he rolls Yeah What's your armor? I mean I have three armor Can you shift Can you shift into something That can maybe withstand it?

[01:45:56] Can you shift into a T-Rex? I can't I don't think it's going to survive a meteor swarm There's historical precedent It didn't look Watch you do He rolls max damage You're like Well this was flavorful I can do it Spirit T-Rex Don't worry Anyways Those are your options But it's player spotlight So you guys decide what you want to do Just try to get Strong time with me If you're going to drop the star That's my band

[01:46:26] I am Then I need to How far How far am I allowed to move? Um I'm going Well I'm taking an action closer So let me get the ruler out for you Or you got it So nevermind Okay I want to move So close range would be There? I don't know Yeah Put it at the end There you go At the end of the queue There we go Close So basically everything is Alright

[01:46:54] I want to move What's the um What's the R range? I can put that in the map Very close I don't see it I want to move How far can you move without having to roll? I have to roll right after but But how far can you move without having to roll? You can't You can't move at all without having to roll Right?

[01:47:31] Um If you're moving that's all you're doing You're rolling for the move If you're moving and then doing something else like she's about to You make a roll for the thing that you're doing Yeah And the movement is part of it So just like when you move and attack as you move So if you're just moving and roll If I move right there y'all will still you won't have to move Yeah

[01:48:01] So she's about to move from here to here and put up a bubble for us Which so that you can You can do your meteors Do you have any hope? Do I have any hope? Yeah How many? Three You could do it as a teamwork action if you wanted to Oh look I do my hat But you don't have to Teamwork action It's It's fun She can do it first and then you can do it Where is Greg? It saves like a team

[01:48:30] It makes it like Front next to the white man Oh You guys have to roll I didn't see him So he would be in the range too So what was the radius on that? Very close Very close Okay give me just a second And where are you? I get it Where is she? Teamwork's So he's about to bam Reset each scenario So you see that He's about dematerializing You see that L that's on there? Is there any through ruler? Mm-hmm

[01:48:57] That radius around it is how large the area would be Right we'll put it to the edge of Or put it to So you're saying start it right here? Because that's where you'll be standing I want to Yeah right there This is where I'm moving to Where my finger is That's what that would look like Yeah so we will all be in it Except for her We don't want her in it right?

[01:49:27] We'll protect her Not just it will protect everything that's in it Okay so you don't want to be quite there yet You want to be a little further back Like Like right there So what you're saying is I should get inside the circle Put her back here It says you and all allies Move Oh yeah No It's just allies No no no It says you and all allies Oh okay Within the barrier I can fit in there Yeah that's fine right there

[01:49:55] Yeah all I have to do is moonwalk backwards like five steps And that is Which you can do It's right I do Hold on hold on Why do you need to moonwalk at all? You can't stand in from inside this thing? Yeah And then you're protected from your own character He's just saying you want to moonwalk and stand in there Oh you can move in there Oh he's not protected from his own Is it if he's in the circle? Oh no no He's talking about if he's outside the circle Yeah if I'm outside the circle Do you give yourself damage? Can't she do this? That would be weird Oh he

[01:50:24] No no I would just be in the line of fire from Oh no no His Um Starfall It's the whole thing It doesn't care Then stay in the circle bro Everything Where am I at? He's all the way over here Oh It does not discriminate But you can move here and then attack him Yeah That's what I'm saying That's what I'm saying Moonwalk yourself into the circle Yes move on that way And then And then drop the bow While you do this though So first and foremost Yes

[01:50:53] Summon the energy of all the animals of the planet I said Yeah the roll Which it's Megaspearl cast roll with 15 And you get the bonus still because you're still within that Spearapha That's a good move actually It split the whole thing on the tree I'm not sure I'm going to get it to bird to attack her That's part of my movement Nineteen I thought you were going to go to the fire I thought you were going to go to the fire I thought you were going to go to the fire And then her finishes in the tree

[01:51:22] I need to cleanse her Move over you Okay But you have to do it inside the tree Well we're going to have to stop her from fighting before I can cleanse her Can I have a good luck with that Okay 25 and everybody rolls 1d4 To clear Everyone clears 1d4 hit point So it's within Everyone who is in my circle I'm going to do it in the circle Greg, Traveler, Lena Does that include you two or no? I'm glad Yeah So Greg, Lena, Traveler So

[01:51:49] Do you have your guys app to roll for me? So you have to roll So I can roll You roll her That's awesome Where's my pencil? Just here I was poking the tree Do you see my pencil? I was just poking somebody with it Okay, here we go We're rolling And I have rolled a three Thank you You're my hero What does that mean? You clear all three of your pit wits What?

[01:52:21] I'm going to lick it Lick it good And you're going to damage on This is so funny You're turning into a dinosaur To avoid a meteor's form It's ironic I don't look at I mean, we won't love this guy This turns out Two Um This goes to my fallen prince I think I just can't miss that Before you drop that I would like to be in something I think just quit my chest

[01:52:51] I got it out I'll fix this So to avoid you having to make a separate All right Oh, so is that what helped? Yes Wow, that's the best thing I will stop All right, so They all rejuvenated from her All right You see this like Barrier chase So this magical barrier that kind of It wrecks itself And I see him pulling out And I can't do this again It wrecks, he pulls out All right

[01:53:22] Once for long rest by the way So Yeah, this is Yeah I've been seeing a bunch of movement Wait, as long as y'all stay within this Then we are While the barrier is up You and all allies within the barrier Are resistant to physical damage from outside the barrier When you move the barrier follows you So as long as we stay within this bubble We should get hit Everybody hug Laura

[01:53:44] Everybody hug Laura Get really close enough And just keep in mind It needs to be From outside Yeah Damage needs to be from outside Why? Because If she's inside the bubble Then she hits us Then I'm confused

[01:54:13] If we move close enough to her That she's inside the bubble Then She's more on the outside the bubble Oh, but the bubble moves with her So I mean He's He's making it to where I don't have to roll To move in there So Huh? Didn't you say you're gonna make it to where No I said before you have to make a separate roll Mhm I would like to move into the dome He He was trying to save himself Okay He's a dinosaur That's about to get hit with a meteor swarm But hold on

[01:54:41] Did you do the pack in killer I am a Archelon I am an actual T-Rex He's a T-Rex This man Who's T-Rex I can't do Is there room for a T-Rex? Yes Inside of this tiny bubble Yes I'm just Rudge I believe you Yeah I'm as big as He'll be as big as the black bubble I'm as big as the black bubble It's Chomper He's a tiny T-Rex Chomper I'm like 10 What's left of the zoo?

[01:55:10] What are you gonna do once you get in the middle? I'm moving in to attack her As part of my movement Since I can move up too far without rolling Please don't roll with fear Ronny really wants to meteorite us Right there Is that good or did you want to? It says I can move up too far without rolling Oh! Do it! So I don't even have to attack her We don't have to risk fear Yes Get in the bubble And that way That way It goes straight to Ronny Goes straight to him Yes

[01:55:39] So I'm just going to do that Is he in the bubble too? Yeah, he's in here too He's a T-Rex Okay, well where do you want to go then? I'm not sure who's going to dream up I stand above Greg What is that? Facing her What? On the right? South? East? Yep Basically one leg on either side of Greg Greg is his new dangle Hey Greg You have a T-Rex with one leg on each side of you Yeah So when you look up Basically When you look up you see my little arms You're now Dan's dangle

[01:56:08] Hold on a second No, he's not hanging I got you Mike I did And now Ronny's going to meteorite us Hopefully with What's this? Oh guys Hopefully with hope Cause we're out of time Now's the time Here we go Mike I am now Greg, I got you Alright Even if the dome can't protect us He would reach down and pat your head But his arms are too strong I don't know I don't know I don't know

[01:56:39] It's not on you What? Where's my mood? Just close right Just close right Oh no Am I close from the bubble? Do it again I will see Alright So I'm gonna go over there Stepping into the bubble Drop it outside I drop it outside And drop the star drop behind me Yes Mike Are you doing both? Just one Just one A spirit ball

[01:57:09] Just one Just one Take everything off Oh my God I'm sending some guy garter energy I just had this mental image of the comic strip. All right, so go ahead and describe it. What does this thing look like? With a wish! Because of the shooting star. A meteorite? A thousand wishes. So the thing I have in my hand, it looks like a tiny sphere. A sphere or a sphere? A sphere.

[01:57:38] It'll work up. Okay. And as I open it, I start channeling energy into it and it starts glowing bright. And then I throw it behind me and you see this beam shoot into the sky through the clouds. Nice. Don't worry. I won't counterspell that. And the sky starts to turn red. The sky is falling! And then suddenly... Oh wait, you're Chicken Little. Ah! The sky is falling! By the way, don't worry. Listen to that real quick.

[01:58:08] You hear this? Yeah. All my damage I re-roll. One to two. Yep. Oh wow. Because that counts. Oh my god. Okay. You're gonna need a calculator for that. Uh huh. Here, I'm gonna help you a little bit. Three. So um... Can you put it back here or something? Go ahead and take it off the little ones off?

[01:58:34] I'm gonna take some stuff off the board that I know does not gonna make this. He's doing a minimum of how many damage? Yeah. Eight and two. Eight and two. Eight and three. Eight and two. Eight and two... Nine and three. So do we get that reduced or do we take it off? Uh, hold on one second. We don't take any of it. Yeah, yeah, what it's resistance. Yeah, it's not

[01:59:03] You you take half of it though A resistance yeah, so each of you takes 60 damage So that's just two for you So good thing we just clear all our HP Oh, yeah, the two that I just cleared so severe damage is that to

[01:59:35] It'll tell you Mark three but you could also mark your armor up here. So you would mark an armor Alright All right Yeah, but yeah And the I Is All right Okay, well And then I'm just gonna put it

[02:00:03] Oh, I missed one. Those are actually my stresses. No. Oh, here you go. I said that one that's over there You cleared the top ones. Yeah Okay This one I missed There There There There I As the final meteorite hits it It's like all All right, so Blake mother took a hundred and twenty damage She is

[02:00:32] As the smoke clears Uh-huh All Minions as she summoned including the other tendrils of herself Turned to ash Uh-huh She is still standing Fairly Standing Heavily Scarred Now I would like to find her Oh Wait, I want to offer one last chance To date me

[02:01:02] Are you gonna like better and carry your head into the tree? I Assume I'm gonna have to Would you like to go ahead and make the final roll of the night? For the attack? Yes Wait, first she has to put it down so then we can do it She's turning out for what? Is she turning me down? Final roll of the night I'm proposing marriage Let's see what happens A suit of armor? Come on That is a crit Oh You did my book I think that works I have

[02:01:31] So just drive onto it as you tear hurdling from one As a T-Rex How do you do the damage on that by the way? Uh Whatever it says is maxed And then you roll So Do we have to 5d12 plus 10 Mm-hmm So that's 70 damage per minimum Thanks Plus the roll Didn't roll 5d12

[02:01:58] 10 and 11 She needs attacking the other right leather So that's 21 Do some damn math

[02:02:27] 27 plus 24 Is 30 plus 21 Is 51 So 51 damage Plus 70 is So 121 damage Nice! Who did as much damage as it says Meteor Swarm did? Well he's a T-Rex I did it to one person Oh You got your hope too by the way Oh yeah Is she dead yet? And clear of stress But that's your mom Oh Did you just kill your mom? You do pieces

[02:02:56] She's dead as fuck And then as you see the pieces laying and begin to tear her for me You just Yeah I remarked that stress Mm-hmm To force her to mark an additional thin points So did you eat her soul and now you get to cleanse that in the tree? Now I will have to do the ritual on whatever's left of her As you destroy the body

[02:03:23] And you look at your victory Uh-huh And you look over there at your next goal Yeah You hear a haunting laugh Tees Coming from the Blythe Oak Uh-huh And that is where we'll stop Oh Teehee Teehee Tune in next time We hope you've enjoyed this week's episode If you did, head over to our website

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